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Thursday, January 30, 2014

AOL Glasses V.1 - Beta Pre-release - Advanced Preview

*Phone and Camera not included. They are mine.

Specs Details Comments
Fax Speed 14.4 kbps Adapted from Cold War technologies
Caliber .22 Jams less often
Search Engine Compatibility Alta-Vista + ASK Jeeves Only Our programmers are working on it.
Battery 4-Cell Low Carb Plasma The lowest carb battery in the market
Camera 3,000 Bytes Like old timey photos you have to sit 30 minutes for
Frame 100% Pure Plastic Created from smaller melted pieces of genuine plastic, sturdy rubber band grip technology
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