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Saturday, February 1, 2014

WiLi WiFi - Wildlife Hotspots

One the major problems with Google Glass is the inability to connect to the internet without a source of wifi or a bluetooth enabled phone which will make it difficult to connect in rural areas. AOL glasses will solve this problem by introducing a new feature called WiLi WiFi (Wildlife Wifi)


AOL Glasses is in talks with the Department of Woodland Services and crazy recluse people who live in the middle of nowhere to attach wireless routers to wild animals in hopes to improve signals across the United States.

"We are constantly out in the middle of the desert in our RV and dealing with harsh explosive chemicals. It'd be nice to check our Facebook once in a while. Thank you, AOL Glasses." - Jeffery "Skeeter" Sandoval

Not only will WiLi WiFi give you an excellent signal when you're camping or "cooking" but it also serves as an alarm for wild animal attacks. If you're out by yourself unprotected and check your phone and you see an excellent wifi connection, it's best that you run.

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